we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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