Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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