I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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