ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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