just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What a dumb baby whore.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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