just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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