A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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