Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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