Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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