another moral hangover. fuck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
A+ Viking dick
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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