No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Randomize
