Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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