You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
