OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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