i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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