i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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