i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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