i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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