They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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