I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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