yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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