we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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