sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
we should paint friendship bongs
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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