Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
