dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She announced her abortion via fbk
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize