Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
