TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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