How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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