I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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