Dual....:-)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So many bounce houses so little time
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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