garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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