I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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