The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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