Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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