i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I FOUND THE LEGS
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
