dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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