sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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