Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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