Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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