Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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