I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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