ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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