Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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