we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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