a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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