How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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