I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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