Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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