This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
