He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
