i permit you to call me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
