carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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