so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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