Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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