my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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