Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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